Hagar is back in the cockpit and with it starts the unpredictability of our life. Big deep breath and the ‘super chilled I can handle anything you throw at me’ head has to be dusted off. The job comes first, …
Real Life: Love Endurance
A big chopper Up, up, into the sky, the juddering rumble of the spinning rotators. If only Michael Angelo had explained why, Those circling blades made it fly. Does anyone know just what makes it go Up, up into the …
Real Life: I Hate Housework!
It’s tedious, monotonous and infinite! I resent the fact that Hagar doesn’t do as much as me and has somehow managed to morph a relationship founded on equality to one of segregated conjugal roles! How did this happen? At the …
Real Life: Tonight we dine-in
First, of all I am praying Hagar doesn’t decide to come home for lunch! House equals Armageddon. I am at home with my little menace today, and she is just a motorised, chaos creator hell bent on household destruction. She …
Real Life: Competitive Perfection
On Friday night Hagar and I were watching a programme called something like ‘Killing The Red Baron’, in it were two ex-Fast Jet pilots, who said that all pilots, in their nature, were competitive. Hagar agreed and then recanted his …