• The Case of The Missing Hamster: Part Two

    By E M Faustus on July 8, 2013
      The Second Bit:  Don’t go near the fruit.     “You drug taking, perverted, wee malicious, perverted, chain smoking, self-abusing, perverted, degenerate, six inch tall, perverted, fruit molesting, psychotic perverted wee little perverted bastard of an Homunculus, Humphrey.” “Did you really have to use the word ‘perverted’ so many times in that sentence Faustus?” Pete said.  Pete.  My business […]
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  • Capricorns named UK’s most ambitious workers and Pisces most loyal

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 8, 2013
    I AM AN AMBITIOUS CAPRICORN WHO IS AVAILABLE FOR WORK!! To hire me – call 07885 194188 or email: clare@maccom.co.uk Capricorns named UK’s most ambitious workers and Pisces most loyal Ambitious Capricorn workers have the highest salary expectations Piscean employees are the most loyal workers of all Study of over 1m UK workers reveals how star sign impacts on salary […]
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  • THE TAIL OF THE MISSING HAMSTER BY EM FAUSTUS Chapter One

    By E M Faustus on July 7, 2013
    HAMSTER The First Bit.  The Lay of the Dame…. Land.  Land.  I meant Land. The Name is Faustus. EM Faustus. Private Eye. Let me answer your first damn stupid question first.  I’m not going to tell you what the EM stands for.  OK?  Now if you can’t handle that, well, I’ll just cry into my coffee.  My little black heart […]
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  • Hagar’s New Bed #WarrenEvansBedTales

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 4, 2013
    It’s all change for us as we are taking the Grenade out of boarding school and he is moving in with me so Hagar is moving into a two room suite in the Officer’s Mess which is furnished with a single bed only. Now as he getting on a bit (and not getting any thinner) it seems unfair for him to […]
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  • Have you made a Will yet?

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 4, 2013
    Why you should think about writing a will No one likes to think about their own death but writing a Will is often essential if you want your money, property and belongings to go to your loved ones. What happens if I don’t make a Will? If you die without making a Will, you will have died intestate and the […]
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  • #sethtests @pengillyseth The Super Valet tests Autoglym products

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 4, 2013
    As you may have noticed we are doing more product reviews and I have managed to rope in one of my neighbours @pengillyseth to help test products. We are always looking for interesting things to review so if you have anything that you want us to #sethtests then please email me at: amodernmilitarymother@gmail.com Click on this link or the image […]
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  • Busy Bees Sensational Soup competition 2013 #souper

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 2, 2013
    I was very lucky to attend the final of the Busy Bees Sensational Soup 2013 competition. Although my children never attended a Busy Bees nursery they both attended nurseries since they were babies. I think a good nursery is worth it’s weight in gold. Busy Bees is the UK’s largest childcare nursery provider with 213 nurseries worldwide. Each of their […]
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  • Marco Pierre White’s Wheeler’s Horse & Groom Pub Malmesbury

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 2, 2013
    Residing on the edge of the Cotswold, The Horse and Groom in Charlton, Malmesbury, has officially re-opened its doors under the expert stewardship of Marco Pierre White.  This picture-perfect traditional country pub with five en-suite rooms has undergone an intensive “Marco Makeover”, with every square inch (from structural changes, flooring, furniture, lighting and furnishings to textures, colours, sculptures, pictures and […]
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  • Review – Ladies Double Strap Swatch Watch

    By A Modern Military Mother on July 1, 2013
    Mrs Sparkle reviews the ladies double strap Swatch watch: To be honest this watch isn’t really my kind of thing, not because there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just not my taste, my 11 year old daughter however, loves it.  The strap is extra long, it has to be otherwise it wouldn’t be a double strap but just a regular […]
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  • Legs

    By E M Faustus on July 1, 2013
    LEGS by E M Faustus Oh… And Chris Davison        “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” I’m a tough guy.  Right? E.M Faustus.  Private Eye. I do the dirty little jobs the Police can’t or won’t do. Only work 1940’s genre, where men were men and women…      “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” ……. were damn grateful of it. E.M […]
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