My 7 year old son, asked me last night, ‘Mummy, do you and daddy ever snog?’ ‘Absolutely not!’ I replied. ‘Why not?’ he asked. ‘Because his breath smells of bumholes.’ I said. Following which he properly cracked up. I love …
Clare Macnaughton is a modern military mother; a feminist, British military spouse, and lifestyle journalist, writing about real life adventures.
My 7 year old son, asked me last night, ‘Mummy, do you and daddy ever snog?’ ‘Absolutely not!’ I replied. ‘Why not?’ he asked. ‘Because his breath smells of bumholes.’ I said. Following which he properly cracked up. I love …