My 7 year old son, asked me last night, ‘Mummy, do you and daddy ever snog?’ ‘Absolutely not!’ I replied. ‘Why not?’ he asked. ‘Because his breath smells of bumholes.’ I said. Following which he properly cracked up. I love …
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Real Life: Original Sin
Hagar looked lovingly across the table and sighed, “I was going to say ‘I love you’ but what came out was ‘you bitch, you’ve ruined my life’. This is a constant joke between us – ha ha ha! How we …