GUILT-RIDDEN, TORN BETWEEN TWO ROLES AND OVER-LOOKED -The current state-of-mind of working mums today *Over three quarters (80%) of women feel guilty about going back to work and worry about leaving their child in the care of others compared with …
May is National Masturbation Month
According to The Examiner, a media in good ole US of A – May is National Masturbation Month It is in response to a very, very, very senior doctor in the USA who was fired for saying that wanking is …
Operation Bangers & Mash
Hagar has been back less than 24 hours and we have already had our first fight. This is not unusual so please don’t be alarmed. It’s part of the re-integration and also in establishing, who has worked the hardest, and …
Bumholes
My 7 year old son, asked me last night, ‘Mummy, do you and daddy ever snog?’ ‘Absolutely not!’ I replied. ‘Why not?’ he asked. ‘Because his breath smells of bumholes.’ I said. Following which he properly cracked up. I love …
Real Life: Original Sin
Hagar looked lovingly across the table and sighed, “I was going to say ‘I love you’ but what came out was ‘you bitch, you’ve ruined my life’. This is a constant joke between us – ha ha ha! How we …